He who wants to be obeyed has left as of 3.00 bound for that place where Obama and Clinton are fighting tooth and nail. Where the Buffalo roams. And the deer and the antelope play.
And play I will here. List of things while he's away.
Not make bed until absolutely necessary.
Eat what I feel like when I feel like it.
Get around like a frump.
Cross fingers that the computer keeps working.
Hope burglars don't bust down the door.
Get a flat tyre.
The dishwasher keeps working.
Internet doesn't muck up.
Oh dear. Now he isn't here the list looks quite depressing.
And two and a half weeks looks depressingly far away.