Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Oh dear

"Whom are you?" he said, for he had been to night school.
(George Ade)

I took a speed reading course and read WAR AND PEACE in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.
(Woody Allen)

"I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks"
(Joan Welsh)

"Shut up," he explained.
(Ring Lardner)

The last one is for any of my crit group. Knew it'd rile 'em.


Chumplet said...

That last one would make Vicks get the whip out.

Zee said...

"You made me laugh out loud," smiled the ChallengeCzarina.