The Rise and Fall of the Roman Umpire

This morning, at Coward's Castlel, heard this day on the radio.

This is it. This is the final straw that broke the camel's back.

It seems that the Roman male stays beyond his useby date with Mama and Papa. In his thirties, Mama feeds him, and washes his clothes. She's long since been used to never asking him where he goes when she's not being subservient to him. She's even making his bed.

So the economy is collapsing under the weight of this kookey cuckoo.

The Italian Government is going to offer tax incentives to leave the nest.

As of today's date I have heard everything.